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Created on 2009-01-28 22:07:59 (#18272537), last updated 2009-01-29

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Name:village_harm
Birthdate:01-18
Location:New York, New York, United States
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Barry Hussein says "We are the ones we've been waiting for," but has he been to a mall food court lately? For as far as the fatty-hating crow flies, nothing but gastropods and troglydytes, sucking down $7 "frapp-uh-CHEENOSE" while wandering in search of bigger speakers, all the while letting their copious offspring dart around in old-lady-toppling zigzag patterns courtesy of those stupid sneakers with wheels in them.

Forgive me for missing out on the New Era of Personal Responsibility and the Privilege and Price of Citizenship, but I am only waiting for these people's arteries to harden sufficiently to a point where I no longer have to fret about them getting the good parking spots at the movie theater. Face it: people are nothing to celebrate. Honeybees are far better as social organisms, and we're not falling all over our Powerpoint presentations to talk about how each and every bee is unique and special in its own way.

Face it: you are the herd, and I am impatient for your thinning to commence.

"Everyone here makes a botch of his life. That's the local specialty, the genius loci. Anyone who doesn't botch up his life here simply has no talent." - Imre Kertesz, "Liquidation"
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being above average, calvinism, cheekbones, clubbing, clubbing seals, csi: yonkers, driving an expensive car, expanding my carbon footprint, extreme sports, hoaxing hippies, inauthentic hip hop, kite surfing, laughing at chumps, laughing at poor people, looking sharp, music for winners, parsing legal documents, picking up trashy women, pocket squares, reading news via pda, scoring, skepticism, snowboarding, succeeding, sugar ray, technology, texting to idiots, total depravity, triumphing, tulip, vitamin drinks, watching al gore plumpen, wearing livestrong bracelets, winning, winning isn't for everyone

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